A local pub’s BUSINESS HOURS simply reads:
- WE’RE OPEN most days about 9 or 10. Occasionally as early as 7, but sometimes as late as 12 or 1. WE’RE CLOSED about 5:30 or 6. Occasionally about 4 or 5, but sometimes as late as 11 or 12. *Some days or afternoons we aren’t here at all, and lately I’ve been here just about all the time, except when I’m someplace else, but I should be here then too.
Nice business hours aren’t they!
You can find this hilarious business hours sign at the corner of Amelia Street & Whitehead Street on the fence to Kavanagh’s Pub.